On screen protectors


If your phone has a screen protector, just peel it off. Then, bend it in half until it shatters (without hurting yourself). It’s gonna be so satisfying. Throw it in the garbage can. Apologize to your phone for needlessly1 encumbering its screen, repent to God, and never repeat your mistake.

  1. If you’re clumsy, get a good case and you’ll be fine. ↩︎

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